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  • As ironic and perhaps metaphorical as that sounds, it’s not considered to be historically accurate. In the vein of the onion.

    However, many of Donald’s antics could easily be misconstrued as sarcasm. It needs to be very carefully described historiography so that it is unambiguously clear that Nero Donnie did indeed play the fiddle golf whilst Rome, the USA burned.

    Otherwise historians might take it to be slander from political opponents.


  • The artist is usually making scenes that are normal everyday human behavior and then viewing it and wording it like a Vulcan-esque race of aliens.

    The humor is that we all do pretty strange things of you think about it rationally.

    In this comic it’s going into nature and admire the animal world as a thing of beauty, whilst the animals are all locked in a daily struggle for life and death. We get to enjoy it as we’re not considered prey by most.






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    Tbf the fact that the Israelis are putting out propaganda in this issue is, in my opinion, a tiny bit of a good thing. If a wedge is driven between Trump and Bibi over this it is a good thing.

    It is terrible in every way, shape or form, but if this turns out to make Trump shift policy in the middle east, whatever the reason, might have a sliver of good in it.










  • Salvador Dali was a practitioner:

    “The most important thing in the world is the arsehole.” For Dali, the body no longer had any secrets. He had devised a special procedure to ensure that a woman on all fours would present her anus to greatest advantage: he would place a spirit level on her back, and when the air bubble was precisely in the middle, he claimed, her anus would flower in its full glory. On occasions, he would ask female visitors to sit on a bed of moist clay with their buttocks parted, in order to take an impression of their orifices. He would subsequently frame the impressions, adding the names of the ladies in question. Supposedly -and this again demonstrates Dali’s tirelessly investigative cast of mind - the anus has thirty-five or thirty-seven little creases which are as unique as fingerprints. He regretted that he could not account for the variation in number, but noted that it had nothing to do with social class, and that thirty-fives were as likely to be found among the aristocracy as among the working classes. Only the backsides of identical twins had exactly the same pattern and number of creases. He conducted experiments to substantiate his claim, and made the impressions of twins’ behinds into candelabra.





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