Caffeinated_Sloth

This is awesome. Do it. What’s gonna happen when the contrails don’t disappear? Who are they gonna arrest? Gonna have to stock up on popcorn because the theatre of the ignorant is about to get really interesting. Finally a piece of legislation I can get excited about.

Windows+L every time I leave my desk.

Can confirm. Had a guest jazz band director in college from ‘Bama and he would say things like “y’all play like you’re from Mississippi; can y’all not read music?!”

Too soon.

Alt text: C’mon Dad don’t be so lazy. All you have to do is get out there and work 80 hours a month and you can have your healthcare back!

Oh yes. I’m a convert to burrito shops. Cost is about the same as fast food chains, without the chemicals and corporate crap, and I get to support local families. Also, delicious. Win, win, WIN!

True believers are terrifying.

It’s also hard to leave. Many of us would leave if we had the means. Even for those who wish to stay and fight the blossoming authoritarianism must wage a nearly hopeless battle against powerful disinformation machines.

Accommodations provided by Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

Ah yes, the “pro-free speech” team.

And they should pay the fire department for saving their home.

Then CA negotiates trade deals with Asia and quits doing business with US altogether.

Pennywise sold his operation to a private equity firm which eliminated the use of balloons, opting instead to utilize permanent arrow indicators, saving approximately $0.03 on every child murder.

Everyone in the US who isn’t a finacial apex predator bitches about the medical system. The public murder of a medical insurance executive was a politically unifying event. Change is nearly impossible because we’re being held hostage by media, politicians, and giant corporations who profit from our current system and bitter partisanship.

Still relevant 14 years later, just like the hit show at the time where a high school chemistry teacher cooks and sells meth to pay for his cancer treatments.

Don’t count the doctors before the apples hatch.

One 4 cups of cheese, got it.

Drinking beer may cause eternal life. Got it. Good news for a Friday!

I attend quite a few meetings where I don’t know what the hell is going on so I just look for opportunities to make jokes.

Agreed. Employees should also have ownership in the company via profit sharing or ESOP.