Final Remix
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There was a time in my life, working retail and later grad school, when the only reason my phone would ring was a lab emergency, a meeting I was supposed to be at but wasn’t, or someone calling out and the store needing a “key” to cover the shifts.
Despite years of detachment from this time, I get legitimate anxiety whenever my phone rings.
Yeah, it’s The Onion’s internet culture / clickbait site.
Back in high school, a buddy of mine mused about something that still itches my brain.
When they built the first computer. How the fuck did they figure out how to “make it turn on”? Like… the first boot cycle.
Really makes you appreciate some of the insanely complex stuff that we take for granted.
Nah, it’s not missspelled; they’re worried about releasing “chatgbt” into the wild.
3·4 days agoI don’t even know anymore. Grading in green is ragebait.
7·4 days agoThe various doctors who put together Musk’s current face and hairline.
Trump’s team of surgeons and himself for caking on that bronzer to feel like a man.
Any of the plastic surgeons who created all those fugly Republican and FOXNews weirdos: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/03/maralago-face-conservative-girl-makeup-brutal-aesthetics-of-maga-trump-gaetz-guilfoyle/
There are so many tips to send in…
7·4 days agoHey now. That’s…
*checks notes*
antisemitic to mention…?
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Can confirm. My grad mentor’s grad mentor used green because he’d read a paper that green causes more eye strain and he thought it’d be hilarious to grade in green.
I grade in green because it drives my students nuts.
That’s certainly the intensity to which I’ll celebrate Trump’s and Musk’s deaths days.
5·7 days agoAgreed, this is ultimately fantastic news, if true. Fuck that guy and I hope his various organs just give up one by one. Or all at once. He’s a wildly destructive loser of a man.
Shame he didn’t have orbital cluster munitions. He could’ve done a blanket of good.
That explains the awful table.
He was a lousy carpenter according to scholars: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclYAJhyNY0
Israel needs a series of bitchslaps.
1·18 days agoA camcorder, the woods, and some fucking construction paper can enable someone to make a film. It’s been happening since the invention of video cassettes. Earlier, even (cost notwithstanding). At least with this slop, there’s no human spark.
4·18 days agoIt is the default, but some IT people decide to set shit up a particular way that makes things stupid, and some even lock those settings for some dumbass reason…
I teach evolutionary psychology and show a scene from.Planet Earth where birds of Paradise dance for mates. Food’s plentiful, so going “hey, girl. I can get food.” Isn’t an asset. They gotta do a silly dance to attract a mate in such a food-loaded environment, instead.
I guess you can spin that kind of stuff to poorly explain human behaviors, but from everything I’ve read and prepped, it’s a very broad but innocuous field of psych, if relatively nascent.