He reportedly cheats at golf, which isn’t surprising, really, but can it even be fun if you cheat to win? It’s like messing with the rules of Monopoly to win. At what point is the enjoyment really just seeing how far you can push your friends to accept some alternative reality? It’s narcissism, right?

Do you like gladiator films?

Chuds for Subterfuge sounds like a great punk rock band.