Conservatives are the ugliest people I know both on the outside and the inside.

See: Kid Rock.

All you gotta do is kite one of the dudes at the top of stairs above Andre to the stair case, get him to attack while he is above you on the stairs and you’re standing slightly to his right, jump and parry the attack at the exact same time, and then you can just walk right past the fortress. ;)

It makes your gums numb if you put it in your mouth. I know this much from experience.

The last new flavor I tried was the orange cream one and that was the best flavor of Coke I’ve ever had, ever. I want it to be a regular thing.

How would you acquire winamp without the internet?

I can get a pretty decent picture of the scene excepting that the writer names these places by name and I don’t know what they actually look like so the layout is entirely being generated by my imagination. It’s wet. It’s muddy. It’s miserable and cold. And It’s in London, a long time ago so everyone’s dressed like Harry Potter characters and covered in shit ala Monty Python’s Holy Grail.

Pretend it’s one of your homies talking to their mom and make loud, sexual moans.

Build yourself a Pee Wee Herman style breakfast machine and never have this problem again. Bonus points if it plays the Danny Elfman song really loudly as the alarm.

I save the little clip things from packaged buns and other stuff because they are way better than the twisty ties that usually come on sliced bread.

TNG, Voyager and DS9.

Exclusively will be used on the DM after the party does something that gets him butt-hurt.

Where in the Bible does God command you to be hard in the way the first tweet is suggesting? I know he commands you to be hard in the other way with the line that says “go forth and multiply.”

How do we know that Grok doesn’t have a manual mode where Musk himself can just make posts he wrote through its account?

Any Fromsoft Soulsborne.

Unlike a Jedi, my anger doesn’t lead to suffering and death. It leads to a zen-like flow state. Which I suppose does still lead to suffering and death for the enemies in the game… 🤔

I kinda wonder how likely it would be to be able to create some sort of softmod for a console if a super moddable game was on them… 🤔

I mean, I remember Morrowind on the OG Xbox had the exact same file structure, with only the executable file being different. You could adjust inis and even load .esp files, allowing the game to be modded if you had the console modded to mess with the files (and run it from a hard drive instead of off the disk). I had my console modded so I could actually see this and had some mods installed. Afaik, tho, it didn’t have a way to softmod the console through it; but that doesn’t necessarily mean it wasn’t possible.

He is exactly like every meth head I’ve had to deal with IRL. I hate him. Even as a character, I hate him, since he is also supposed to represent the player on a more metaphysical level. Rockstar basically is saying gamers are methheads with Trevor.

Law of physics isn’t even stopping you. Physics would permit you to levitate under the right conditions. We wanted to find the Higgs Boson so badly because we thought it would help us levitate.

Soon may the Pirateman come,

To bring us movies, games, and… Rum.