Honestly this is the best climate related news I’ve heard in like, 5 years.

Nah it seems like journalists are really the useful idiots.

I didn’t get the choice when my easily fooled parents decided it was a good idea.

We tried the ‘delete your 23 and me data’ but who the fuck knows if that works.

Now some corpos own my DNA probably.

Thanks mom.

The fuck do you mean ‘we’?

Just because you fucking suck at judging character doesn’t mean I do. The moment someone starts exhibiting fascist behavior, I just assume they’re a fascist, not just some billionaire crybaby blaming his asbergers.

I fucking swear when law and order breaks down, I will not consider the media a neutral force.

Eat my entire ass guardian.

Can you imagine if they obtained control of a plane that trump was on and tried to hold him for ransom.

Lol.

Lmao even.

“Yeah if you could just immediately crash that into the ground, that’d be fantastic, Thanks.”

you can tape your signs to your guns too

Oh yeah let’s not protest in case we anger the totally rational dictator who certainly won’t declare martial law at the first sign he might lose power no matter the scenario. That would be terrible.

Probably food stamps, life saving prescription subsidies, and school funding.

He’s also probably gonna go kill some orphans after work.

Wow they might actually do something that shows some of their supporters their true colors.

Not all spending is good. For example, tons of subsidies are shit for all of us but a few oil execs.

Armed protests going forward.

I’ll just sit here waiting for all the Europeans who complained about Americans not doing anything to fight Trump to go protest this.

Like a landmine or something. Honestly. These trees are so much more valuable than a human life.

Cooking your chicken is gay and will give your children drag queens or something.

That’s carbon steel and cast iron. Not aluminum pots.

Yeah that sounds like fucking bullshit.

It’s not like their dirt is special, or they’re only growing indoors.

Some old fucking turtle spend 40 years of effort to do that.

Think that has more pfas than the ones from the store?

Cool. I made mine look like a traffic cam

Obviously you’ve never been addicted to heroin.