No clue, haven’t seen it.

I strongly dislike cop shows. Never been a fan of the gangster aesthetic. Can sometimes tolerate superhero stuff but it’s not really my thing.

I was shocked at how much I enjoyed Gotham.

“Your inferiority complex.”

Road trip! To Altoona!

but I suffer from left-right confusion and it’s just not intuitive for me

Same, but clockwise/counterclockwise doesn’t help for me. And if I’m un/screwing something in a different orientation (like reaching behind the back of a cabinet) I’m extra-boned.

Finding out that the right-hand rule applies to screws was game-changing. Make a thumbs up and align your right thumb with the direction you want the screw to go. Now turn in the direction your fingers are curling. Done.

More for me then.

makes eye contact while folding

point droops

moment ruined

That’s really the only downside.

You ever seen a pizza joint from Jersey? Half of them double as laundromats or vape shops.

I’ve been getting pizza from NJ for ~45 years. I have never seen this crossover.

Folded pizza is real, and it’s delicious.

Relevant xkcd

If it makes you feel any better, this all happened 20+ years ago.

Anferny.

Someone forgot to switch accounts.

That wet spot didn’t make itself!

Bell Atlantic remembers.

What happens if your school loses accreditation

Ooo ooo I know this one! That’s when you get a letter in the mail saying the feds have taken over your loan, the month payments start being due, and literally no other information. And then you call them and ask where to send payments and they say to send it wherever you had been sending it, seemingly missing the part where they just took over the loan. And then life happens and you realize you haven’t made payments. So you call and get the same runaround. And then you call later and give them an address update when you move, ask them about paying, and get treated like you have three heads. And then a few years later you get a very angry letter that the loan is in default. So you call and explain, and the person on the other end treats you like human filth, barely stopping short of using obscenities. So you hang up to let your anger simmer down, call back, and speak with “a manager.” Explain the whole thing top to bottom. That’s when you find out that when they took over your loan seven years ago, they immediately put it into the delinquent bin even though it was quite fresh at the time. And everyone you’ve talked to since just assumed you were a deadbeat.

Then you pay off the loan total using a credit card (because it’s thousands of dollars and you’re broke) and pay the interest again.

Look at you with your fancy PowerPC model. We had to make do with a 68040 and we liked it!

goes outside to yell at the clouds to get off of his lawn

The perfect one-panel comic doesn’t exi—

I only line dry my clothes when I think they need to be seasoned with some guano.

Better put the bread box in the cupboard, just to be on the safe side.