Fun fact: it’s very rare for possums to have rabies! Their body temp is too low for the rabies to live.

I still enjoyed your musical parody. :)

The movie Castaway. This gif is sped up, which is making it more comedic looking then it was intended.

The number of people who are “knitting” in a movie or on TV…maybe 40% of them are actually doing it, and that’s a high estimate (shout out to Miss Marple!). The rest appear to be wrapping yarn around one of the needles and then moving it vigorously, lol.

That’s not how you spell lettuce.

Nope. Yawns are only covered if at work, or somewhere with a fancy dress code. Definitely not when alone.

Stone is a common British weight measuring unit, and this is a bbc article, so… That’s why that happened.

Wilford* Brimley. But I still enjoyed your joke. :)

Ooh, I’ll play! I’m 40 years old. I write checks every month to pay my rent, which has to be delivered to their office either by snail mail or in person (no online payment option).

The last time I saw a dedicated fax machine was my retail job in 2008.

The last time I used a deposit slip was three years ago when I deposited a gallon bag of change in person with a bank teller.