applies Netherlands flag sticker to 8 ft. ceiling by extending arm and making small hop

They’re very clearly planning to annex it anyway… why not call their bluff?

Why aim low, why not public flogging, and pillories?

Almost as though lackluster fines as penalty aren’t effective at repairing the damage caused by corporate corruption, amirite? Better give them another slap on the wrist instead of breaking up their abusive corporate monopolies. /s We should look to Bell, and break up grocers working in collusion to artificially inflate prices: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breakup_of_the_Bell_System

It’s a shame that his lightheadedness isn’t a result of CO poisoning…

My enviousness cannot be measured on a scale of 1-100, that’s a fucking once-in-a-lifetime find.

Even better, the feral dogs are commuting too. chef’s kiss

Good thing that the POTUS isn’t an incompetent sack of shit then, right? He’ll get things under control and keep them from getting out of hand, leading to tens-of-thousands of deaths, and overwhelming the U.S. healthcare system, right? Right? /s

attaches tracking device to feral dog

Wait, so they think it’s cool to be a celibate gay couple? Was the kissing, jerking, sucking and fucking the whole problem this whole time? Holding hands is the red line?

background at times but always check out the material first.

Right? No one who uses AI “for background at times but always check out the material first…” would be in a position to fuck this up in this way. They’re more full of shit than a truck stop septic tank.

It’s a nice thought, but even useless people have money. Just think of the last 50 dumbasses you talked to, almost all of them at least had some pocket change, and it’s likely that at least a half-dozen were moderately successful.

I’m not saying it’s reasonable per se, just that it’s not as rare as one might hope. People have been killed for much less all throughout history.

Was it? Ooh damn, that fits the profile to a “T” then. I don’t follow celebrity news, I guess that she’s a pretty staunch/vocal supporter of LGBT+ issues?

Valid point, I guess, but it’s not exactly the internet specifically that’s the source of the issue IMO. I’d say that people hating specific musicians whose music they don’t like/annoys them has been an issue for aeons, but it’s harder to completely escape their tunes now that it’s played practically everywhere 24/7 - mall PAs, the cell phones of people passing you in the street, etc.

The 'net is just the most recent forum to gripe about how annoying so-and-so’s music is, although in a sense it seems to have gotten more extreme in the vacuum provided by online forums. It would take quite a bit for a conversation about an annoying lutist, opera diva, etc. to escalate to plans for murder in the 1st-19th centuries by comparison, despite it presumably happening a few times probably.

You keep your go-kart in a moonshine shack?