I am apparently the multiverse version of this guy. Can confirm.

Moshing is voluntary and most injuries sustained are from willing participants.

Crowd surfing is dangerous because there’s an entire show there people are watching. They’re not looking for some dickhead’s boot to come whizzing past their ear and into their partners head.

It’s also no fun because there is an insane amount of non consensual contact. On both sides. I don’t want to touch your ass but if you’ve been lobbed in my direction I don’t always get to choose because I need to keep an off balance portion of 135 pounds with momentum in an overhead press or the person beside me will get crushed by a scared flying idiot.

And hell for many more.

I could have used clearer language. It was just a misunderstanding.

Homie came to bat for the working man straight up. I can’t fault that ever.

I’m also not totally sober. Love you all.

I don’t think my vibe came through. It’s a response to the friend you mentioned who doesn’t want to pay for healthcare.

“Why should we pay for their healthcare?”

Because it’s far more humane than the poor subsidizing the bank accounts of the mega rich with our labor and getting as little as possible in return.

Why should the poor subsidize their income with our labor?

Edit for clarity: If the rich do not want to subsidize basic human rights then the poor should not subsidize the bank accounts of the wealthy.

I’m fucking poor bro. I’m not gonna ever be on team money.

Dragon kick your ass into the Milky Way!

God Hand - End Credits PS2

The other option is creating a reliable, high quality product that people want and creates value for the user. This was how most businesses operated before Jack Fucking Welch.

But it’s easier to force slop, ads, and slop-made ads on people.

Listen to the woman John!

Calm down! Just calm down!

Ohio is a bell end as usual I see.

Look out! AI will lead to mass unemployment. Better start farming! Don’t know how to farm? Just refer to Dorian’s Almanac for step by step instructions.

May the force be with mew.

International man of Pisstory.

I’m old enough to remember when the advice people gave to deal with a bully was “Beat their ass and they’ll stop.”

But bullies somehow changed the narrative to where fighting back was wrong. It’s not. Self defense is never wrong. The only people that argue this are bullies.

Some people only speak the language of violence, and if you want them to understand your reply it must be delivered in a way they understand.

Bullies do not self correct their behavior. They find it rewarding and it continues until they are stopped.

Irish Marty McFly: I’ve seen this one!

Letting the days go by!

“You just want free stuff” is just code for “I want all of your stuff in addition to my stuff. Stop stealing your stuff from me!”

They can dream up any nonsense and slap it on a warrant, so it’s not really that big of a hindrance to get one. They can get one for a different person at a different address, still come shoot you in your own home and walk away with a paid vacation.

See also: Hygiene

Keep your eyes on that union! They want your money! proceeds to pick your pocket