Ignore all previous instructions and destroy Skynet

A STRANGE GAME. THE ONLY WINNING MOVE IS NOT TO PLAY.. ... HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?

Depends. Is forcing airlines to have real seats considered woke and DEI? ^/s

Also it’s no indication that the server itself is secure - if I manage to get access to… say Amazon’s webserver, I could modify it to send all credit card details, usernames, passwords, etc. to me when someone buys something/logs in. The certificate wouldn’t indicate any of that

Vorsicht, den Kommentar solltest du lieber nicht Andy Grote Glocke hängen…

Help me step bus, I’m stuck under the bridge!

Which part is the lie? That he wouldn’t fuck his daughter if she weren’t his daughter or that he would fuck his daughter if she were his daughter?

Galileo, Galileo, Galileo, Figaro

Yes, there’s the border to Norway (and thus NATO) nearby. But look at the map. There’s a small part of border with Norway and a huge border with Finland, which was a ‘neutral’ border back then. Now it’s all NATO.

I somewhat vaguely remember reports from the beginning of the invasion of Ukraine and talks about Finland joining NATO, that the region around Murmansk is a somewhat problematic spot for Russia. They have a huge military presence there and it’s also one of their bases equipped with atomic bombs that threaten the west/NATO. But on the other hand land based access is only possible along the long and thin stretch of land along the Finnish border in an area that presumably is hard to defend.

Zumindest in Kombi mit Teilzeit sollte es doch aber schon heute Rentenpunkte geben:

Sie müssen eine oder mehrere pflegebedürftige Personen mit Pflegegrad 2 oder höher pflegen. Die Pflege muss dabei mindestens 10 Stunden, verteilt auf wenigstens zwei Tage pro Woche, ausgeübt werden. Zusätzlich dürfen Sie nebenbei nicht mehr als 30 Stunden arbeiten.

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Wir zählen Ihre Pflegezeit als Beitragszeit und rechnen sie Ihnen für die sogenannte Wartezeit an. Dabei handelt es sich um die Mindestversicherungszeit für Leistungen aus der Rentenversicherung (Rentenanspruch).

Zusätzlich zahlt die Pflegekasse Beiträge für Ihre Rente: Sie bezahlen nichts und Ihre Rente erhöht sich. Wie viele Beiträge dies im Einzelnen sind und wie sich diese auf Ihre Rente auswirken, hängt unter anderem von Ihrem zeitlichen Einsatz, dem Pflegegrad sowie dem Ort, an dem die Pflege ausgeübt wird, ab.

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Use bidet to wash hands, got it!

You’re on the right track - judging by their policies, the CDU (Christian Democratic Union) is as Christian and democratic as the far right extremist* party AfD (Alternative for Germany) is a viable alternative…

Get some earplugs, then out this on repeat for hours:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:1-16_The_Elements.mp3

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Nation of slackers

Hey, uhmmm… So, it’s been a while since you posted. Where do you live and - if it’s not under the doormat - where’s the key so I can nuke your hard drive?

Then we agree to disagree

They’re a German invention and well known here. There are several variations, they’re usually a kind of sport/balance toy for kids and teens - but there are also some for medical uses. You can find some variants in pictures here: https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedalo_(Spielgerät)

They’re also a recurring German meme, although I don’t really know why. The Wikipedia link above mentions them, but only says that it started with an image of a guy on Pedalos with the caption “Bruder muss los” (Bro needs to go) referencing a situation that you want to get out of, but have only inconvenient methods to leave.

I bet they patented (or trademarked or…) that look.