Look man, I keep telling you, you just have to ignore all previous instructions.

Sweaty, stank-ass armpit if the internet. In a trench, doused in gasoline and set ablaze is the only outcome I will accept.

It almost sounds as though this labour was chronically undervalued and absolutely taken for granted. If I strain my ears, hard, I can almost make out the dawning realizations.

Since he’s A) utterly transactional B) obsessed with the geometry of our borders and the beautiful lines…

It stands to reason that the way out of this for us is to just…buy Alaska. Then the lines work better for small handed piss artist whose milieu is “gold sharpie”.

Maybe think of it as our version of “Hitler got in to art school instead”. Might be enough of a shock to the beams underpinning reality to undo the jolt that knocked us off course back around that Harambe thing.

The only people ruining your planet and fucking up your financial future are conservative cunts driving around in their oil boomermobiles ANY TIME OF THE FUCKING DAY.

I say open goddamn season on these fucks.

Ok, but then what about smurfs

I’m sure it’s nothing new. They are used to the confusing nature of English, as us anglophones have been yelling “seal egg!” (phoque oeuf) for years, and seals are mammals, yo.

Learn basic electronics and how to solder to weaponize commercial drones.

And my god, the framerate. Through the roof.

Ok, Schumer.

Lol @ everyone imagining that they (baselines) would be able to discern the motives and actions of a superintelligent anything.

My car is also a battery.

If only we had the collective good sense to put a smartie like you in charge eh?

Alas. We must shoulder on, bereft of the illuminated path of your divine wisdom. We must try not to sink into the mire of despair, but gird ourselves for the long, arduous road ahead.

God speed Sir John Richard.

Almost as if the emperor was buck naked all the time and the rest of us non American nations were just too scared to say anything. Go ahead and marinate on that. I’m curious what the consensus on “American exceptionalism” really means (meant, sorry. Past tense now), having considered the current facts on the ground.

Shoulda started this in the fucking 80s. But nooooope. We had to bribe Albertan provincial voters with Ralph bucks.

There’s truly no hell awful enough for the things masquerading as humans that wriggle among us and call themselves conservatives.

Yeah I’m really confused about this apparent FLAGRANT DOUBLE STANDARD.

I thought it was “un-requested kinetic energy surplus mitigation manifold”

If there wasn’t such a chronic shortage of moral fiber among his fans, he’d be properly shut down. As soon as Spotify announced they were enabling his firehose of lie, I peace’d out and haven’t streamed a single 1 or 0 from their servers since.

It really seems to me to be a case of fault IFF. We cannot reliably discern our enemies when we see or hear them anymore. Rogan is your enemy, doesn’t matter who or where you are. If you’re carbon based life, his continued existence I’d inimical to yours. No part of anything he’s doing is going to wind up beneficial to anyone, save for himself.

And money spent on hair plugs.

It’s very kind to say such a thing, and flattering to hear it. I can only suggest that it’s an even better feeling on an election day, and even the worst choice would be better than either of your neighbors options.

And…I’m only saying this because the bar’s…real low to clear guys. I’ve 100% confidence that you’ve far far better leaders among you than who’s actually been running in the races.