I dont get the tense in this post. Are they going to “become” boomers? How does one become a boomer?

Look for longer rather than fatter avocado. Fatter has more room for larger nut, but since the nut is round and not oblong, a slimmer longer avocado will have less space wasted on the nut.

Looks like his face was run over by a truck. I can’t make out a face at all in the original.

The parents probably pronounce “nuclear” as “nucular”.

I guess the other shoe just dropped.

I hope he owned the libs, because he doesn’t own a shoe business any more.

He actually, started, the joke, before, everyone else, but, with all, the pauses, it took, longer, to finish, it.

Thanks!

Years ago I thought I was being smart encrypting my home dir on my Linux server. I found out the hard way this prevents remote login over ssh using public key encryption, as the .ssh dir is in the home dir, which is encrypted unless you are already logged in at the time! So every time I wanted to ssh in, I had to plug in a monitor and log in on the console first.

He was Prime Minister when he lost his seat, not the opposition leader.

Option 1a, he believes the Arial font is a tattoo because he has shitty eyesight (so to him, the blurry text doesn’t look obviously Photoshopped on), but nobody knows that because he’s too vain to wear glasses.

(Still an idiot, of course)

“Neuralink in the head”

Interesting, thanks. The Sorrento place was a cafe so they didn’t specialise in pizza, but it sure was good. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a marinara pizza marked vegan here in Oz. They probably all use bulk garlic sauce bottles with milk as ingredient.

Not many vegan options around, but one place in Sorrento made me the best vegan pizza I ever had when I asked (there was nothing vegan on the menu). No vegan cheese necessary, I think it was the crust and oil that made it. Got bored of the same tomato pasta item every night at the hotel though.

pump and dumb

Perfect typo… I think

He won’t be IN the parade. He’ll be watching from some balcony as the goose stepping soldiers, and trucks with missile launchers etc file past.

Not even 3 months

EEU (Europe Etc Union)

I guess when America slams into rock bottom there will be a boom sound.

“We’ve been trying to contact you about your car’s extended warranty”