At this point in time Oprah was at the height of her power. You couldn’t say anything bad about her. SHE HANDS OUT CARS FOR FREE. NO BAD PERSON WOULD HAND OUT CARS!

I’m more surprised by cracked still existing

One day you come home, you see all your stuff is in boxes. Then you see a note on the fridge, it says: “Womp womp” You fall to your knees and break down in tears. Through your tears you see another note underneath the fridge. You reach for the note. The note reads: “Womp, womp?” You began to laugh maniacally. You hear footsteps, you stop laughing. Your wife stands behind you. She says: “Kept you on your toes didn’t I?”

We’ll all become peasants who serve a lord and we’ll call it natural living

As if being a ginger wasn’t painful enough.

At least he’ll die doing what he loved.

You’re a real one.

David Zaslav’s name will be changed to Max as a punishment

Amateur move, I just throw my whole breakfast in my coffee.

It was the Mexican National Anthem

Are you ok now?

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I promise you I care, I don’t know who you are but the idea that you’re happy fills my heart with joy.

I don’t wish to learn any more about Germany

Little known fact, German doctors love to make cd’s for every procedure. The most famous of these as shown by German medical data is Heinrich’s Proctology Polka Mega Mix.

Great, I can solve all these problems with 3 wishes. I wish to be a sentient robot that’s indistinguishable from a normal human being. I wish for a steady supply of spar parts in case any piece of me breaks. And my last wish is that I have the capability to repair, upgrade and enhance myself as I see fit.

But PVC does melt unlike schrapnel, so there’s no problem if they set your abdomen on fire.

The leaders will get nice cushy jobs in Israel as consultants.

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I’m quite certain that it was a moth on the silence of the lambs poster and not a butterfly